What’s your superhero name?
H U MA N PEDESTRIAN
SO WHAT THE FUCK IS MY DISGUISE
A FUCKING SUPERHERO OUTFIT
The spectacular functioning alcoholic. *peers around room and wonders if someone’s been watching me*
IT IS I, THE CORPSE ON LIFE SUPPORT *hacks out a lung and 3 other vital organs*…fear me.
So… I’m the Human Pussy Destroyer. Or however it is spelt.
I mean, is it really necessary to add the Human part? Like is there a supervillan into bestiality or something?